Ndemanga: Danny Tyree - Kodi mukufuna risiti yanu?

Kodi chikuchititsa kusintha kwadzidzidzi kumeneku ndi chiyani? Kodi zikugwirizana ndi mmene mpweya wathu umayendera? Pepani ngati ndivomereza kuti pepala la sera lalikulu la mainchesi 4 ndi kulisunga mu kabati ya desiki likhoza kukankha kamba penapake (ndipo ndikudabwa kuti zokwawa zazing'onozi zimachita mantha bwanji ndi mbalamezi. kugunda kwa asteroid).
Inde, malisiti amawoneka ngati akalulu m'chikwama changa chodzaza ndi makhadi angongole ndi amphatso, makadi okhulupilika komanso ndalama zamabanki mosasamala.
Ichi ndichifukwa chake ndimakhumudwa kwambiri ndi zomwe zachitika posachedwa za ma clerks omwe ali ndi mitundu ina ya "Kodi mungafune risiti yanu?" Kapena "Kodi mungafune risiti?"Tengani nthawi yoweruza!
Ndikumvetsa "kodi mumakonda risiti m'chikwama chanu?"kapena “kodi mungakonde kutumiziridwa risiti?”;koma funso lalikulu la zonse kapena palibe ndi loyambitsa kwambiri.
Nditchuleni kuti ndine sukulu yakale, koma ndimakonda kuchita malonda mopepuka. Lekani kufunsa mafunso! Kodi Chotsatira Ndi Chiyani Pamafunso Opanda Ulemu Ogulitsa Malonda?” Kodi mungafune kusiya mkaka mumtsuko?""Kodi mumakonda chipinda choyenera chokhala ndi latch kapena chopanda?"
Munthawi zanga zamwano, ndimakonda kuwona "Kodi mukufuna risiti?"Kalalikiyo anatulutsa foni yanga mosamalitsa ndikunamizira kuti akukambirana, ngati "Sniper m'malo?Tili ndi vuto la ogwidwa pano. "
Kodi chikuchititsa kusintha kwadzidzidzi kumeneku ndi chiyani? Kodi zikugwirizana ndi mmene mpweya wathu umayendera? Pepani ngati ndivomereza kuti pepala la sera lalikulu la mainchesi 4 ndi kulisunga mu kabati ya desiki likhoza kukankha kamba penapake (ndipo ndikudabwa kuti zokwawa zazing'onozi zimachita mantha bwanji ndi mbalamezi. kugunda kwa asteroid).
Komanso, tsimikizirani kasitomala kuti ali pa risiti ngati "yachedwa kwambiri, mochedwa" kasitomala asanameze Slim Jim, kudumphira m'galimoto ya chilombo chake ndikubangula kuti ayambe kuyeretsa nkhalango yosabadwa?
Kapenanso, kukayikakayika kusindikiza malisiti kungakhale njira yochepetsera mtengo. Hei, ngati muli m'mphepete mwa bankirapuse monga choncho, kulibwino mundichitire zabwino kapena ndikukankhirani mopitirira malire. (“Inde, Ndikufuna risiti yanga. Lisiti yanga! Ndi zopukutira za bokosi la magolovu anga. Ndi mapaketi a ketchup. Sindisamala ngati iyi ndi sitolo ya mipando - ndikufuna chikwama Changa cha ketchup!")
Kapenanso, kalaliki wa ku Stepford angatsatire mosamalitsa malangizo a kampani kuti apereke chithandizo chowonjezereka. Hei, ngati kundipulumutsa ku mantha odzazidwa m'thumba la malaya kumawabweretsera chimwemwe, ndingathe kulingalira za njira zambiri zopezera chimwemwe. ndikukonza sabata ino, nanga kuthirira mbewu zanga ndili patchuthi?
Othandizira m'masitolo akamachita zinthu zazikuluzikuluzi, kodi makasitomala amayembekezera kubweza? (“Chabwino, ndidzavina paukwati wanu, ndikusaina ngongole yanu, koma ndiyenera kuganiza zopereka impso, Cindi ndi Ndi ine.")
Ma risiti ambiri samawonedwanso, koma ndikungoyang'ana pang'ono kuti mugwetse zanu mukamakhala mukukangana ndi kasitomala za kubweza kwa chovala chomwe sichinagwirizane kapena zida zamagetsi zomwe sizinagwire bwino ntchito. Ndikulumbira kuti ndagula pano, chonde ndipatseni ngongole, ndi yokongola, yokhala ndi cherry. Ayi, sindingathe kutsimikizira kuti ndalipira chitumbuwacho…”)
Ogulitsa akamakopa ogula kuti ayang'ane ndi kafukufuku wamisonkho popanda malisiti, sakuwakomera chilichonse. ("Ndikudziwa ngati ndili ndi risiti, nditha kutulutsa chosindikizira changa chatsopano, koma Zachary wokhala ndi W amapanga nkhani yokopa ngati iyi.")
Imani kumbuyo, alembi! Ndinakulira pa nthawi yomwe "chidindo chotsimikizira zogulira" chinali chomveka. Mumandilanda risiti yanga kuchokera ku zala zanga zozizira, zotsekemera.


Nthawi yotumiza: Mar-01-2022